Monday, January 16, 2017

The blog demo that makes it all EASY- just look at this!!!

Hi, my name is Bones

This is my blog.

Today I am writing to you about how much I think Trump should be disqualified, and Hillary should just be installed at this point.

Get real people- it's WAY overdue.

And also, the end of the world is here how will you prepare for it?

I mean- do you have enough food for like... months?

I saw this video and it made me scared, so I bought this recipe book to help me prepare for my nbunker in the basement.

I am preparing for the end of the world is Hillary is NOT pit in as president.

Let me know what you think

Hers's the package

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Tada!!!

Monday, January 9, 2017

This is how actors should be getting paid instead of waiting tables!

I met an actor who told me that there are two kinds of actors:

1- The kind who brings the check to the tables,
and

2- The kind who GETS THE CHECK in the mail.

That sounded pretty cool to me.

Then he sent me to THIS WEBSITE where I saw an amazing video.

GO SEE THE VIDEO


That time I kissed Sophia Vergara, and got paid for it

Yes!

I got paid to kiss Sophia Vergara because I get paid no matter what I am doing!

-Said my frind Bones Rodriguez

Of course, he left out the part that he was kissing the TV screen!

I learned to pick up hot chicks everywhere

This course taught me how to do it!

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